Category Archives: Eating of the Food

I’m Going to Explode, and Other Tales of Woe

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Currently I’m not quite yet six months pregnant, and appear to have swallowed a school bus. Or at least all the children contained therein. Thus far, I’ve been told I appear to be stretching the limits of the spandex of […]

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Hi, I’m the World’s Worst Mom

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Yep.  You want to know what I’ve been doing all weekend?  Working hard to earn my “World’s Worst Mommy” ribbon.

I’d like to start by saying that my house is so dirty right now, I don’t even care anymore.  I have […]

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We all Scream for Ice Cream! The Story of My Diet Breakdown.

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Yesterday was a big day.  We finally got around to taking Alex to the McWane Center (we’ve had a membership for almost three months).  It was “Pirate Weekend”, and every heathen in the tri-state area was directly in front of […]

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